最遙遠的距離

I'm through with standing in line
to clubs we'll never get in
我站在我們從沒進去過的俱樂部的等待線
It's like the bottom of the ninth
and I'm never gonna win
就像是把妹遊戲一樣,總是贏不了
This life hasn't turned out
quite the way I want it to be
生活還沒照我想活的意思去走

I want a brand new house
on an episode of Cribs
我想要有一間全新的房子就像是在MTV裡面明星所住的一樣
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
有一間可以在裡面打籃球的浴室
And a king size tub big enough
for ten plus me
和一個能裝下十個人+我的大浴缸

I'll need a credit card that's got no limit
我會需要一張沒有上限的信用卡
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
還有一架裡面有臥房的私人飛機
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet
在三千七萬尺高的天空,作愛作的事

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
我想要有一台新的旅遊巴士,裡面裝買了老吉他
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and
James Dean is fine for me
我還要有自己的星徽在好萊屋廣場, 大概在雪兒跟詹姆士迪恩中間就可以了

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name
我要為了名利榮耀出售我的生命
我甚至把頭髮剪短還改了名

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'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
因為我們都只是想當一個大明星,住在山頂上的房子, 擁有十五輛的車子

The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
女人都自動貼上來, 買藥也很便宜, 我們都很瘦, 因為我們都不吃東西

And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
我們可以在最棒的酒吧裡玩, 在有電影明星的貴賓室裡
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
每一個貪錢的人都會在那裡面
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair
還有每一個染金髮的兔女郎

Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
嘿~嘿~我想當個搖滾明星

I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
我想變得跟貓王一樣但沒有流蘇腰帶
請八個喜歡打痞子的保鑣
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free
簽幾張簽名照就可以吃到免費的午餐

I think I'm gonna dress my ass
with the latest fashion
我要穿著最時尚的衣服
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
擁有playboy城堡門口的鑰匙
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
blow my money for me
跟在雜誌上的模特兒約會,幫我花錢

I'm gonna trade this life
For fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair
And change my name
我要為了名利榮耀出售我的生命
我甚至把頭髮剪短還改了名

'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair

And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and
today's who's who
They'll get you anything
with that evil smile
Everybody's got a
drug dealer on speed dial

Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

I'm gonna sing those songs
that offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills
from a pez dispenser
When they ask why I drink all day
I'll say because I can

I'll get washed-up singers writing all my songs
Lip sync em every night so I don't get 'em wrong
Then listen to the fans tell me how damn good I am

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name


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